simple strategy games

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about them simple strategy games, you know, the kind even this old gal can figure out. Don’t go thinkin’ these are for dummies, though. They got some smarts to ‘em, just not the brain-bustin’ kind that makes your head spin like a top.

What are these simple strategy games, anyway?

Now, these games ain’t like them fancy shoot-em-ups or jumpy-bouncy things. They make you think, but not too hard. It’s like plannin’ a big ol’ Sunday dinner. You gotta figure out what you need, where to get it, and how to put it all together without burnin’ the biscuits. Some folks call ‘em “4X” games. Sounds fancy, but it just means you gotta explore, expand, exploit, and, well, sometimes, exterminate. Just like gettin’ rid of them pesky weeds in the garden.

• Explore: Look around, see what’s what. Like findin’ the best berries in the woods.
• Expand: Spread out, make your mark. Kinda like buildin’ a bigger chicken coop.
• Exploit: Use what you got. Make that land work for ya, grow some corn, raise some cows.
• Exterminate: Well, sometimes you gotta get rid of the competition. Ain’t always pretty, but it’s part of life, like keepin’ the raccoons out of the henhouse.

Some games even this old lady can play:

Now, I ain’t no spring chicken, and I ain’t got time for complicated contraptions. But these games, they’re easy enough to pick up, even if you ain’t got a lick of computer sense.

Civilization V: Brave New World: They call this one the “big daddy” of 4X games. Don’t let that scare ya. It just means it’s been around a while and lots of folks like it. You start with a little patch of land and build it up into a whole darn empire. It’s like startin’ with a packet of seeds and endin’ up with a whole field of sunflowers. You gotta make smart choices, though. Do you build up your army or focus on makin’ your folks happy? It’s all up to you.

Age of Empires: This one’s another good one for beginners. It’s a bit slower-paced, so you ain’t gotta rush around like a hen with its head cut off. You build cities, gather resources, and train armies. It’s like runnin’ a farm, but with more swords and less manure. Any of them games in this series are good, just pick one and give it a whirl.

Starcraft II: Now, this one’s a bit faster than Age of Empires, but still pretty easy to get the hang of. You gotta think quick and make smart decisions. It’s like tryin’ to catch a greased pig at the county fair. You gotta be fast and know what you’re doin’. You got different folks to play, each with their own special powers. It’s like choosin’ between plantin’ tomatoes or beans – each has its own ups and downs.

Total War: Warhammer 3: This one’s got a real good tutorial, so even if you’re green as grass, you can figure it out. It’s one of them turn-based games. You take your turn, then the computer takes its turn. Kinda like playin’ checkers with your grandkid. You move your armies around, fight battles, and try to conquer the world. It’s got a whole bunch of different factions you can pick from, each with their own special somethin’. It’s like havin’ a whole bunch of different recipes for apple pie, everyone tastes different.

Endless Space: If you want something a little different, try this one. It’s set in space, so you get to explore the galaxy and meet all sorts of strange creatures. It’s like lookin’ up at the stars at night and wonderin’ what’s out there. It’s not as complicated as some of them other space games. It’s like plantin’ a small garden instead of runnin’ a whole darn farm.

SUPERHOT: Now, this one’s a bit different. Time only moves when you move. Sounds strange, I know, but it makes for some real thinkin’. It’s like playin’ a real slow game of tag. You gotta plan your moves carefully, or you’ll get tagged out. It’s a good one if you like puzzlin’ things out. It’s like tryin’ to fit all the pieces of a quilt together just right.

Dawn of War 2: Now, some folks say this one’s a little twisty-turny, but don’t let that scare you off. It’s all about tactics, you see. Plannin’ your attacks, knowin’ when to hold ‘em and knowin’ when to fold ‘em. It ain’t always about havin’ the biggest army, sometimes it’s about bein’ the smartest. It’s like playin’ poker – gotta know when to bluff and when to lay down your cards.

So there you have it. A few simple strategy games even this old lady can enjoy. They ain’t gonna turn you into a rocket scientist, but they’ll give your brain a little workout and maybe even teach you a thing or two. Now, go on and give ‘em a try. You might just surprise yourself.

And remember, the best strategy is to have fun. Don’t go gettin’ all stressed out over these games. They’re supposed to be fun, like a picnic on a sunny day. So relax, take your time, and enjoy the ride.

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