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Alright, let’s talk about this Midnight Burger thing on Roblox, you know? My grandkids, they keep yappin’ about it. So, I figured, what the heck, lemme see what all the fuss is about. Heard it’s some kinda game, like those things they play on their fancy phones all day.

First off, what’s a Roblox anyway? Sounds like some kinda robot that builds blocks or somethin’. Never seen one myself. But this Midnight Burger, well, it’s a burger joint, that much I got. You work there, apparently. Not like real work, mind you, more like… pretend work. Like when them kids used to play “house” when they were little, only now it’s on a screen.

So, you start out workin’ at this place called Dread Burger. Sounds cheerful, don’t it? Like a place you’d just *love* to eat at, right? Anyways, you’re stuck makin’ burgers and stuff. Probably gotta clean up after folks too, bet they don’t even tip in this game! That’s just wrong, I tell ya. Even pretend work deserves a little somethin’ for your trouble.

Then, they move you to Midnight Burger. Now, this place is even weirder. It’s like… spooky. You’re workin’ the night shift, all alone, and things start happenin’. Lights flicker, you hear noises, and there’s this… this *killer* guy they call the Night-Shift Abductor. Sounds like a real piece of work, that one. Like that fella on the news last week, always wearin’ that creepy mask.

• First night, nothin’ much happens, just gettin’ the hang of things. Flippin’ burgers, servin’ customers. Same old, same old.
• Second night, that’s when it gets spooky. You start seein’ things, hearin’ things. Like somethin’ ain’t right. Gives you the chills, you know?
• Third night, BAM! The killer shows up. Tries to get ya. That’s when you gotta run and call 911. Just like on them TV shows, gotta dial them three numbers real quick.

Now, the kids say you gotta find some stuff in the game. Like, evidence or somethin’. And there’s this toy gun you can get if you like and favorite the game, whatever that means. Kids these days with their fancy talk. Back in my day, if you wanted a toy gun, you went to the store and bought one. Or you made one outta sticks, that was fun too.

So, you gotta be smart, I guess. Keep your eyes peeled. Don’t let that killer guy get ya. And try to figure out what the heck is goin’ on. Sounds like a mystery, that Midnight Burger place. Lots of secrets, I reckon.

They say it’s got three nights, this game. Three nights of workin’ at that spooky burger joint. And then, I don’t know what happens after. Maybe you catch the killer, maybe he gets away. Maybe you just quit and get a job at a nice, normal place, like a bakery. I like bakeries, always smell so good. Much better than greasy burgers, if you ask me.

This Joe Fisher fella, he wrote this game. Don’t know him, but he sure does like to scare folks, seems like. Kids love it though, can’t figure that out. Guess it’s exciting, better than watchin’ the grass grow I suppose.

Anyways, that’s what I know about this Midnight Burger on Roblox. Not much, I admit. But I tried, didn’t I? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some real food. All this talk about burgers is makin’ me hungry. Think I’ll make a nice pot of stew, that’ll warm ya up right.

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