genshin impact x reader smuts

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Genshin Impact thing. My grandkids, they’re always yappin’ about it. Somethin’ about “smuts” and “x reader.” Don’t ask me what all that means, sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me.

So, from what I gather, this Genshin Impact is some kinda game. You got all these pretty-lookin’ characters, like outta some fancy picture book. And folks, they write stories ’bout ’em. Lots and lots of stories. They call ’em “fanfics,” or some such nonsense.

• First off, there’s these “drabbles” and “oneshots.” Short little stories, I guess. Like, you read ’em quick, then you’re done. Like eatin’ a biscuit, not a whole darn turkey.
• Then you got these “x reader” things. That’s where it gets weird. See, they write these stories like you, yeah you, the person readin’ it, is in the story with them pretty characters. Imagine that! Me, old Bessie, gallivantin’ around with some sword-wieldin’ fella. Hmph!

And the “smuts?” Well, I ain’t gonna spell it out for ya. Let’s just say it’s… ahem…grown-up stuff. You know, the kind of thing you wouldn’t wanna talk about in church. My grandkids, they try to hide it from me, but I ain’t blind. I see them blushin’ and clickin’ away on their phones. Kids these days, I tell ya.

They got all sorts of characters in this game, from what I hear. Kaeya, somethin’ like that. And a Dr. Ratio. Sounds like a fancy fella, probably got more degrees than a thermometer. Folks write stories about them, makin’ ’em all lovey-dovey or… well, you know, smutty.

One story my grandkid told me about, it was about someone turnin’ into a “Hydro Fungus.” Can you believe that? A dang mushroom! And it was cute, they said. A cute mushroom. Lord have mercy. What kinda world are we livin’ in?

And then there’s all this talk about “ships.” Not the kind that sail on water, mind you. These are “ships” between the characters. Like, they want two fellas or two gals to be together. They got names for ’em too, all sorts of gibberish. Beiguang, eulamber, eimiko, jeanlisa… sounds like a bunch of chickens clucking to me.

Now, some folks say the game company, miHoYo, they don’t wanna make the characters too lovey-dovey with each other. Scared of makin’ folks mad, I reckon. Like that Scaramouche fella and Nahida. People got their knickers in a twist over that, even though it wasn’t even romantic, from what I hear. People sure are touchy these days.

And the language! My grandkids tell me some of these stories got cuss words in ’em. “Damn” this and “damn” that. Well, I ain’t no saint, but I still think it ain’t right to be throwin’ around words like that, especially in writin’. But what do I know? I’m just an old woman.

So, that’s the gist of it, this Genshin Impact x reader smuts thing. It’s a whole lotta stories ’bout pretty characters, some of ’em clean, some of ’em not so clean. And folks like my grandkids, they eat it up like candy. Me? I’d rather have a good cup of coffee and a piece of pie. But hey, to each their own, I always say.

This whole thing seems kinda silly to me, honestly. Spendin’ all that time writin’ and readin’ ’bout things that ain’t even real. But I guess it makes folks happy, and that’s what matters, right? Just as long as they ain’t causin’ no trouble, let ’em have their fun. Even if it involves a Floating Hydro Fungus.

Tags: [Genshin Impact, x reader, smuts, fanfiction, drabbles, oneshots, Kaeya, Dr. Ratio, Hydro Fungus, miHoYo, Scaramouche, Nahida, Beiguang, eulamber, eimiko, jeanlisa]