genshin impact omorashi

Well, let me tell ya, this Genshin Impact thing, it’s got all sorts of folks talkin’, even old biddies like me. I hear the young’uns whisperin’ about “om-or-ah-shee” or somethin’ like that. Sounds like a fancy word for somethin’ real simple if you ask me.

Now, I ain’t no gamer, mind you. I spend my days tendin’ to my chickens and makin’ sure the weeds don’t take over the garden. But from what I gather, this Genshin Impact is a big deal. Lots of characters, pretty places, and all sorts of magic and whatnot.

• Seems like there’s this fella named Zhongli. Folks say he’s been actin’ strange lately. Humph, reminds me of old man Johnson down the road, always forgettin’ where he put his spectacles.
• And then there’s Venti, a young fella who likes to play music. Reminds me of my grandson, always strummin’ on that there guitar of his. Says Venti’s got a secret identity too, somethin’ about bein’ a god or somethin’. Sounds like a whole lotta baloney to me.
• Then there’s Qiqi, they say she’s the shortest of the bunch. Bless her heart, probably needs a stool to reach the cookie jar. Reminds me of little Timmy from down the street, always the smallest in his class.

Now, about this “om-or-ah-shee” business, it seems like it has somethin’ to do with…well, with folks losin’ control of their…uh…bladders, if you catch my drift. Sounds like a right embarrassing situation to me. I remember when little Sally, bless her soul, had an accident durin’ the church picnic. Poor thing was mortified.

Seems like some folks are writin’ stories about these Genshin characters and their…mishaps. They call it “fiction,” like it ain’t real. Well, I reckon most stories ain’t real, but they still get folks talkin’, don’t they? They’re even drawin’ pictures of it, they call it “artwork.” Humph, youngsters these days have too much time on their hands if you ask me.

I hear there’s this Yae Miko or somethin’ and some gal named Lumine. They’re gettin’ into all sorts of shenanigans, accordin’ to these stories. And that Childe fella, he’s tryin’ to figure out what’s wrong with Zhongli. Sounds like a whole lotta drama to me, like one of them soap operas my daughter watches.

Folks are makin’ requests for these stories too. Wantin’ to see this character or that character in a…compromisin’ situation. I tell ya, it’s a whole different world these days. When I was young, we didn’t have time for such silliness. We were too busy workin’ the fields and makin’ sure we had enough food on the table.

They even got a place on the internet, a “tumblr” they call it, where they share all these stories and pictures. It’s like a whole community of folks talkin’ about… accidents. I swear, I don’t understand the young’uns these days.

So, this Genshin Impact omorashi thing, it’s got characters like Zhongli, Venti, Qiqi, Yae Miko, Lumine, and Childe all gettin’ into…well, you know. And folks are writin’ about it, drawin’ about it, and sharin’ it all over the internet. It’s a strange world, I tell ya, a real strange world. But hey, as long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I guess it’s alright. To each their own, as they say.

Makes me wonder what my old Bessie cow would think of all this. Probably just moo and go back to chewin’ her cud. She’s got more sense than most of these young folks, that’s for sure.

Tags: Genshin Impact, Omorashi, Zhongli, Venti, Qiqi, Yae Miko, Lumine, Childe, Fanfiction, Fanart