genshin impact neuvillette x reader

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Genshin Impact Neuvillette x Reader thing. Don’t ask me what it means, the young’uns told me to write it this way. Said it’s gotta be like this so those fancy search thingies can find it. Whatever, I say. As long as I get my eggs and milk money, I’ll write whatever you want.

So, this Neuvillette fella, right? Seems like a big shot in this Genshin Impact world. The kids are always yapping about him. Said he’s some kind of judge, a real tough cookie they call “Iudex Neuvillette”. Fierce, they say. Means he don’t take no nonsense, I reckon. Like that old rooster back on the farm, always peckin’ at anyone who got too close to his hens.

Now, they want me to write about him and… you. Yeah, YOU, the reader. That’s what they told me. Kinda weird, if you ask me, but hey, who am I to judge? They say this Neuvillette fella, he finds you, and then… BAM! Your past comes knockin’ like a debt collector on a Sunday morning. Sounds like trouble to me. Always knew those fancy city folk had too many secrets.

But this Neuvillette, he ain’t all fire and brimstone, see? They tell me he’s got a soft spot, especially for you. Knows just what to say, apparently. Like one of them smooth-talking salesmen, but maybe… nicer? Hard to believe a tough judge can be nice, but stranger things have happened. I once saw a pig fly… well, almost. It fell out of the truck, that counts right?

• He’s a judge, a real serious fella.
• He finds you, and things get complicated.
• He’s got a way with words, makes folks trust him, even you.

Then there’s this thing about jealousy. Imagine that! A big, important judge getting all green-eyed over little ol’ you. They say he “grapples” with it. Sounds like a wrestling match to me. Maybe he’s wrestlin’ with his own feelings, tryin’ to figure ’em out. City folk and their feelings, always so complicated. Back in my day, you liked someone, you told ‘em. Simple as that.

And get this, this big shot judge, he’s tryin’ to understand human emotions. Human emotions! Like we’re some kind of puzzle he’s gotta solve. Probably never had to deal with nothin’ but dusty old laws and grumpy old men before. Now he’s got you, and you’re makin’ him think. Serves him right, I say. Always thought those judges needed a good dose of reality.

Now, this is where it gets… well, let’s just say “interesting”. Seems this dragon-man – yeah, they didn’t tell you? He’s got some dragon in him – gets a bit… possessive. Starts nibblin’ on you, they say. “Tender bites,” they call ‘em. Sounds like a dog with a bone to me. But apparently, it’s supposed to be romantic. Go figure. Young folks these days… They sure got strange ideas about love.

So, it’s all about this Neuvillette fella and you. He’s tough but sweet, jealous but understanding, and possessive but… loving? Sounds like a handful to me. But then again, love never was easy, was it? Not even for a fancy judge dragon-man. And you, well, you’re right in the middle of it all, stirring up trouble and makin’ him feel things he probably never thought he could feel.

They want me to make sure this thing gets seen, so they told me to use some fancy words. Keywords, they call ‘em. So here goes: Neuvillette, Genshin Impact, Reader, Iudex Neuvillette, love, jealousy, emotions. Hope that’s enough to make those search thingies happy. If not, they can come talk to me themselves. I’ve got a skillet and I ain’t afraid to use it.

Honestly, I don’t understand half of this stuff, but if it gets the young’uns excited, then I guess it’s alright. Just remember, love is love, whether you’re a farmer, a judge, or a dragon-man. And sometimes, a little nibble ain’t so bad, long as it’s tender. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.