genshin impact fart porn
Well, hey there, you young folks! Let’s talk about somethin’… somethin’ called Genshin Impact Fart Porn. Now, I ain’t no fancy city gal, so I’m gonna tell it to ya straight, just like it is.
I heard some folks are makin’… well, let’s just say “videos” about them Genshin characters. You know, the ones with the big eyes and fancy clothes? Apparently, some folks like to see ’em, uh… toot. Yeah, you heard me right. Toot. Like, after eatin’ a big ol’ plate of beans.
Now, I don’t rightly understand it myself. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy computin’ machines to make pictures move like that. And if someone farted, well, we just laughed and opened a window! But these youngins, they’re different. They got their 3D and their SFM and all sorts of other letters I can’t even pronounce. They make these videos, and they put ’em on the internet. For folks to… watch.
I seen some words tossed around, like fetish and MMD. Don’t ask me what they mean, ’cause I ain’t got a clue. But it seems like some folks get a kick outta seein’ these cartoon characters… uh… lettin’ one loose. They even got names for the characters, like Lumine and Diluc. Sounds like fancy folks to me.
- Seems like some folks are makin’ these fart videos usin’ somethin’ called SFM. I reckon that’s some kinda computer program.
- And they got different categories too. Like, they got yer regular 3D ones, and then they got these MMD things. Don’t ask me what it means, I just know it’s somethin’ different.
- They even got names for the folks who make these videos. Names like Onaradou and Veil_Chrome and such. Sound like fancy city names to me.
Now, I ain’t here to judge. To each their own, I always say. If folks wanna watch them Genshin characters fart, well, that’s their business. But it sure is somethin’, ain’t it? The things people come up with these days.
I heard tell they even got places on the internet where they collect all these videos. Places with names like xHamster. Sounds like a critter you’d find in the barn, but I guess it’s somethin’ different on them computin’ machines. And they got this thing called Rule34, which apparently means if somethin’ exists, there’s porn of it. Lord have mercy!
Genshin Impact, from what I can gather, is some kinda game. A popular one at that. And where there’s somethin’ popular, you can bet your bottom dollar there’s gonna be folks makin’… well, you know… videos about it. Even if those videos involve a bit of… wind.
So, there ya have it. My two cents on this whole Genshin Impact Fart Porn thing. I still don’t quite get it, but I guess that’s just me gettin’ old. These young folks and their fancy technology, always comin’ up with somethin’ new. Makes a body wonder what they’ll think of next. Maybe they’ll make videos of folks burpin’ next! Who knows? The world is a strange place, and it just keeps gettin’ stranger every day. But as long as folks ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I reckon they can do as they please. Even if it involves a little… tootin’.
And just so you know, I ain’t watchin’ none of them videos myself. I got better things to do, like feedin’ the chickens and milkin’ the cow. But if you young folks wanna watch ’em, well, go right ahead. Just don’t let your grandma catch ya! She might just tan your hide!
Anyways, I gotta go now. Them chickens are gettin’ restless, and the cow’s a-mooin’. You young folks be good now, ya hear? And for goodness sake, eat your vegetables!
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