dbd ban game hardware ip

Alright, listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this DBD ban game hardware IP thing, whatever that means. It’s somethin’ about gettin’ kicked outta that game, Dead by Daylight, I think.

So, first off, don’t go cheatin’. That’s what they say, anyway. Don’t use no fancy programs or tricks to win. They call it “unfair advantage,” like you ain’t supposed to try and win or somethin’. If you use that stuff, they gonna ban ya. Just play the game fair and square, like we used to do with hide-and-seek back in the day.

Now, they got different kinds of bans. Like, sometimes they just slap ya on the wrist, give ya a little time-out. Could be a couple of days, could be a week, maybe even a whole month. But if you really mess up, they ban ya for good. Permanent ban, they call it. That’s like gettin’ kicked outta the whole county and never comin’ back.

And get this, they ain’t bannin’ you, they bannin’ your account. It’s like they’re kickin’ you outta the house but lettin’ your brother stay. So, if you got another account, well, I guess you could try again. But don’t you go thinkin’ you can just do whatever you want, ‘cause they’ll catch ya eventually.

They got this thing called IP bans too. Sounds fancy, huh? Well, it ain’t. It just means they block your internet thingy, so you can’t even get into the game no more. Like lockin’ the whole road so you can’t even get close to the house. They do this when folks are bein’ real bad, like spammin’ or hackin’ or breakin’ the rules. It’s like banishing the whole family instead of just one person.

• No cheatin’ with programs!
• Short bans are like time-outs.
• Big trouble gets you banned forever.
• They ban the account, not the person.
• IP bans block your whole internet thingy.

I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout bannin’ hardware, like your computer parts or somethin’. That sounds crazy to me. Like burnin’ down the whole barn just ‘cause the cow got loose. I ain’t sure how that works, but it sounds serious. Maybe they do that if you’re really, really bad.

So, what happens if you get banned? Well, if it’s just a little ban, you gotta wait it out. Like sittin’ in the corner till you’re allowed to play again. If it’s forever, well, that’s it. You’re done. You gotta find somethin’ else to do with your time. Maybe go outside and get some fresh air for once.

They got this thing called lag switchin’ too. And botting. Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me. But apparently, it’s bad. If you do it, they’ll ban ya for that too. Just play the game, folks. It ain’t that hard.

And if you see someone else cheatin’, you can report ‘em. Like tellin’ the teacher on the kid who’s cheatin’ on the test. They’ll take care of it. Or at least, that’s what they say.

They also got these disconnect penalties. Like if your internet goes out or somethin’, they might punish ya. Seems kinda unfair to me, but what do I know? It’s like gettin’ in trouble for somethin’ you can’t even control. But I guess they gotta keep folks from leavin’ the game on purpose.

And there’s this new 2v8 mode, whatever that means. Two against eight, I guess. Sounds like a whole lotta chaos to me. But folks seem to like it. Just don’t go cheatin’ in that mode either, or they’ll ban ya there too.

So, the long and short of it is, just play the game right. Don’t cheat, don’t be a jerk, and you should be fine. But if you do mess up, well, don’t come cryin’ to me. You been warned.

And one more thing. If you get a Dead by Daylight permanent ban, it means you’re done. No more playin’ for you. So, think twice before you try to pull a fast one. It ain’t worth it.

They also change things in the game sometimes. Like they update it or somethin’. And sometimes those updates change the rules. So, you gotta keep up with that stuff, or you might get banned for somethin’ you didn’t even know was wrong. It’s like the rules at the town hall changin’ and you don’t even know it.

So, be careful out there, folks. It’s a wild world, even in a video game. And remember, play fair, or you’re gonna get burned. And nobody wants that, not even a grumpy old lady like me.