big game wall mount hardware

Well, howdy there! Let’s yak a bit about them big game wall mount hardware thingamajigs. You know, the stuff you need to hang up them critters you got out in the woods.

First off, you gotta figure out what kinda beast you’re hangin’. A little ol’ deer ain’t the same as a big ol’ elk, ya hear? Size matters, like they say. If it’s a heavy one, you gonna need some strong hardware, somethin’ that won’t pull right outta the wall and bring the whole shebang down on your head.

Now, I seen all sorts of ways folks hang their trophies. Some use them flimsy little hooks, and I just shake my head. Don’t be a cheapskate! You put all that work into gettin’ that animal, spend a few extra dollars on good hardware. It ain’t worth the risk of your prize fallin’ and breakin’, now is it?

• Timber-Loc Mounting Kits: Heard tell these are pretty good. Strong, they say. Like them screws they use to build houses. Sounds like they’d hold up a right big buck.
• Flush Mounts: These are the ones that sit tight against the wall, so your critter don’t stick out too far. Good for savin’ space, I reckon. Especially if you got a small room.
• Skull Hooker: Now, this here thing is for them skulls. You know, antlers and such. They look kinda fancy, all powder-coated and whatnot. But I ain’t one for fancy, just for strong.

You can find this stuff all over, I guess. Online, in stores, maybe even at the flea market if you’re lucky. But don’t just grab the first thing you see. Look at it, feel it, make sure it’s sturdy. You want somethin’ that’ll last, somethin’ that’ll hold that trophy up for years to come. Somethin’ your grandkids can admire.

And speaking of lastin’, think about where you’re hangin’ it. You wanna put it in a dry place, away from dampness. Don’t want them screws gettin’ all rusty and weak, now do ya? And make sure you hit a stud in the wall, not just that flimsy drywall. That ain’t gonna hold nothin’ but a picture frame, I tell ya.

You might need some extra stuff too. Like, them panel thingies, to make it look nicer. And them hanger thingamajigs for different kinds of mounts. There’s a whole bunch of options out there, enough to make your head spin. But don’t get overwhelmed. Just focus on gettin’ somethin’ strong and reliable.

Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you. Just an old gal who’s seen a thing or two. But I know this: a good hunter deserves good hardware. Don’t skimp on the important stuff. You put in the time and effort to get that animal, so put in the time and effort to hang it up right. It’s a matter of respect, both for the animal and for yourself.

So, go on out there and get yourself some good big game wall mount hardware. Don’t be shy about askin’ for help if you need it. And when you finally get that trophy up on the wall, stand back and admire your handiwork. You earned it, dagnabbit!

And one last thing: make sure it’s level! Nothin’ worse than a crooked deer head starin’ at ya all day long. It’ll drive ya nuts, I tell ya. So, get yourself a level, or borrow one from your neighbor, and make sure that thing is straight as an arrow.

Alright, I think I’ve said my piece. Now you go on and get to work. And happy huntin’, ya hear?

Tags: [Big Game Mounting, Wall Mount Hardware, Hunting Trophy, Timber-Loc, Flush Mounts, Skull Hooker, Taxidermy, Deer Head Hanger, Wall Stand]