amd game rewards requires you to install hardware

Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this AMD game rewards thing. It’s a whole rigmarole, you know? First off, you gotta get yourself some of that fancy AMD hardware. Not just any old thing, mind you. It’s gotta be the right stuff, the stuff they’re givin’ away games for. They don’t just hand out games like candy, no sir.

Then, once you got your hands on that there hardware, you gotta go and make an account. Yeah, that’s right, another account. Seems like everything needs an account these days. You gotta sign up for this AMD Rewards thing, give ’em your name, your email, probably your shoe size too, for all I know. They wanna know everything ’bout ya.

• First, buy the right AMD hardware.
• Second, make an account on AMD Rewards.
• Third, prove you got the hardware.
• Then, maybe, you get your game.

After you jump through all them hoops, you gotta prove you actually bought the hardware. They got this “hardware check” thing, like they don’t believe ya. You gotta let ’em poke around your computer, make sure you ain’t tryin’ to pull a fast one on ’em. It’s like they think we’re all crooks or somethin’.

And get this, you gotta have a coupon code too. Where do you get this code? Well, you gotta buy the hardware from the right place, a “participating retailer” they call it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it just means you gotta buy it from the stores they tell ya to. Can’t just go buyin’ it anywhere, oh no. Then they give you this code, and you gotta punch it in on their website.

If you already got an account, well then you just gotta log in. But if you’re like me and forget your password every five minutes, you gotta go through that whole rigmarole again, reset this, answer that, it’s enough to drive a body crazy.

Now, some folks say you can get someone else to activate the rewards for ya. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that, seems kinda shady to me. But I heard tell you can go on that * website and get someone to do it for ya, or buy an account that’s already got the games on it. But be careful, there’s a lot of swindlers out there, tryin’ to take your hard-earned money.

They got this whole help center too, if you get stuck. A whole bunch of questions and answers, like anybody can understand all that technical mumbo jumbo. I swear, these computer folks, they talk in a different language. They got FAQs and all sorts of fancy terms. If you can’t find your answer there, well, good luck to ya, ’cause I don’t know what you’re gonna do then.

And here’s the kicker, they do all this so you can’t just buy the hardware and then sell the game. They don’t want you makin’ a quick buck, oh no. They want you to use their stuff, play their games. It’s all about keepin’ you hooked, you see. They give you a little somethin’ to get you in the door, and then they got ya.

So, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ one of them AMD deals, just be prepared to jump through a few hoops. It ain’t as easy as walkin’ into a store and buyin’ a game. You gotta have the right hardware, make an account, prove you bought it, punch in a code, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll get your game. And if you run into trouble, well, there’s that help center, but good luck makin’ sense of it. That’s all there is to it, plain and simple, just like I told ya.

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