cookie cutter game review

This here Cookie Cutter game, it’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. Heard all the young folks talkin’ ’bout it, so I figured I’d see what the fuss was about. Turns out, it’s one of them video games, like that Mario fella, but different.

This one’s got this gal, Cherry, she ain’t no princess, that’s for sure. She’s an android, like them robots you see on the TV. Made by some smarty-pants doctor, Shinji, they call him. Seems this Cherry gal, she was made for, well, you know…lovin’. But it ain’t all roses and sunshine, no sir. There’s a whole heap of trouble, and this Cherry, she’s out for revenge.

It is not an easy game, no. It takes a long while. It takes a long long while to make Cherry strong. First half of the game is really tough. Boss fight is really hard. I almost give it up. There are also some rooms you can not go out before you kill all the bad guys. These enemies are really really tough. I spend a lot time to beat them. But if you can bear the first half of the game. The second half is more fun.

The Cookie Cutter review I read said it was like 20 hours long. 20 hours! That’s a whole lot of playin’. But it keeps ya goin’, I reckon. You gotta fight all sorts of meanies, and it gets harder and harder. But you can make Cherry strong. Just like me, she need to get stronger. It is the only way to survive.

• First, you see this Cherry gal, she’s runnin’ around, jumpin’ and fightin’.
• Then, you gotta find these power-up things, make her stronger, ya know?
• Lots of jumpin’, lots of fightin’, that’s what this game’s all about.

Now, the gameplay, it’s kinda tricky at first. This gal Cherry, she’s got all sorts of moves. She can punch, she can kick, she can do all sorts of things. It is really cool, I have to say. But it takes some gettin’ used to. My old fingers ain’t as quick as they used to be, but I managed.

And the pictures, oh boy, they’re somethin’. It’s all colorful and crazy lookin’. Lots of weird creatures and robots and all that. Kinda reminds me of them comic books my grandson used to read. But it is too bloody. I do not like this kind of bloody stuff. If you do not like blood, you probably will not like this game.

They say this Cookie Cutter game is one of them “Metroidvania” games. Don’t ask me what that means, I ain’t got a clue. But folks seem to like it. They say it’s one of the best ones this year. The story is about love and revenge. You will slowly know the whole story when you play it. This is what I like this game. The story is like movie story. Very interesting.

This game, you can play it on them fancy new machines, the PlayStation 5 and the Xbox thingamajig. And on the computer too, if that’s your thing. They say it’s out now, all over the world. So if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to do, somethin’ to keep your mind busy, maybe give this Cookie Cutter a try.

It ain’t for everyone, I reckon. It’s a bit violent, a bit crazy. But it’s got a good heart, this game. It’s about love and fightin’ for what’s right, even if you’re a robot gal made for, well, you know. And that’s somethin’, ain’t it? That is a very good game.

If you like to fight, and beat bad guys, you should try this game. I think you will like it. It is not an easy game, but it is a good game. I enjoy playing this game a lot. Now I need to rest. Playing game makes me tired. But I will play more tomorrow.