genshin impact ehentai

Well, let me tell ya, this Genshin Impact thing, it’s somethin’ else. Folks are talkin’ about it all over, even old biddies like me hear whispers. Now, I don’t rightly know what all this “ehentai” fuss is about, but from what I gather, it’s got pictures…pictures of them Genshin characters, but not the kind you see on the telly, ya know?

Seems like there’s a whole heap of these pictures floatin’ around. They say there’s millions! Millions! Can you believe that? More pictures than grains of sand on the beach, I reckon. And they ain’t just any pictures neither. They call ’em “doujinshi,” “manga,” and “cosplay.” Sounds fancy, but it’s all just pictures to me. Some are drawn, some are like them comic books my grandson used to read, and some are folks dressin’ up like the characters.

• Doujinshi: Them’s the drawn ones, I think.
• Manga: Like them comic books, but from Japan, they tell me.
• Cosplay: That’s when folks dress up, play pretend like.
• CG Galleries: Now these, I ain’t so sure about. Maybe somethin’ to do with them computer thingamajigs.

They say you can find these pictures all over the place, on somethin’ called the “internet.” Land sakes, that internet thing is a whole other mystery. It’s like a giant town square where everyone’s yellin’ at once. You just gotta know where to look, I guess. They talk about “galleries” and “tags.” Sounds like a museum, don’t it? But instead of old pots and dusty bones, it’s pictures of them Genshin folks. And the “tags”? Well, that’s how you find what you’re lookin’ for, I suppose. Like searchin’ for a lost sock in a laundry basket the size of a barn.

And let me tell ya, these pictures ain’t always…wholesome. Some of ‘em are right spicy, if you catch my drift. Folks call it “porn” and “nude.” Land sakes! Makes me blush just thinkin’ about it. They say these pictures show the characters in ways you wouldn’t see in the game. Things like…well, you know…lovey-dovey stuff, but taken to the extreme. Makes me wonder what the young folks are thinkin’ these days.

Now, there’s this one character, Xiangling they call her. She’s a cook, I think. Makes good food, apparently. But these pictures…they ain’t about her cookin’, let me tell you that. And there’s another one, Barbara. A sweet little thing, always singin’. But in some of these pictures, she ain’t singin’ hymns, that’s for sure. And then there’s this Rosaria and this La Signora character, oh my. I tell you, these kids are comin’ up with all sorts of things. Seems like nobody is safe from these picture-takers.

They even got these moving pictures they call “videos.” Land sakes, it’s like watchin’ a little movie, but not the kind you’d see at the picture show. And it ain’t just pictures and videos neither. They got this “Rule 34” thing they talk about. Said if somethin’ exists, there’s a picture of it…in that way. Imagine that! Even that little ore they find, they done got a picture of it, somewhere probably. I swear, young folks these days, they got too much time on their hands.

And where do they find all these pictures, you ask? Well, there’s this place called “nhentai” and another called Sounds like gibberish to me, but it’s where they go to look at them pictures. It’s like a secret clubhouse, I guess. And this here Genshin Impact, it’s real popular on them sites. They talk about “parody” too. Which means they’re makin’ fun of it, I reckon. Or maybe they’re just makin’ it up as they go along.

I also heard tell of a character named Wakamurasaki, sounds foreign to me. They say she sells nets, of all things. Omni-Ubiquity Nets, they call ‘em. Fancy names for fishin’ nets, if you ask me. And they say you can find ore up at Mt. Tianheng. Now what that has to do with all them pictures, I haven’t the foggiest idea. But that’s what they say, so it must be important somehow.

Anyways, that’s all I know about this Genshin Impact ehentai stuff. It’s a whole lot of fuss over some pictures, if you ask me. But the young folks, they seem to like it. Just goes to show, the world keeps changin’, and there’s always somethin’ new to scratch your head about. Me, I’ll stick to my knittin’ and my soap operas. At least I understand them.