porn games review

Well, hello there. I’m gonna talk about somethin’ today, somethin’ them youngsters are all fired up about – these porn games. Don’t you go blushin’ now, it’s just the way the world is goin’. Folks always findin’ new ways to, you know… entertain themselves.

Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you. I just hear things, see things, and sometimes, I even poke around on that there internet thingy my grandson set up for me. He says it’s good for stayin’ connected, but mostly I just see a whole lotta stuff I don’t understand. But these games, well, they pop up all the time. Seems like everybody and their dog is playin’ ‘em, or at least talkin’ about ‘em.

So, what are these porn games anyway? From what I gather, they’re like them regular games, you know, the ones where you run around and shoot things, or build things, or whatever. But these ones, well, they got…adult content. You get to see naked people doin’…stuff. And sometimes, you get to control what they do. It’s like them romance novels, but with pictures and you get to be part of the story.

Now, I seen some folks sayin’ there’s all kinds of porn games out there. Some are free, some cost money. Some are for your computer, some are for your phone. My grandson showed me some list – somethin’ about the “best porn games” of the year or somethin’. He was scrollin’ so fast, I couldn’t hardly keep up. But I saw names like “Summertime Saga” and “Dreams of Desire”. Sounded kinda fancy, if you ask me.

And get this, there’s even games where you use them special goggles, them “VR” things. It’s like you’re really there, in the game, with them… people. Honestly, I don’t know how they do it. Seems kinda spooky to me, like them ghosts in them old movies. But the youngsters, they love it.

• Free Porn Games: They say there’s plenty of these, just floatin’ around on the internet. Free for the takin’. Like them samples they give out at the grocery store, only…different.
• Patreon Porn Games: Now, these are somethin’ else. Folks pay money, like a subscription, to get access to these games. And some of these games, they make a lot of money, I hear. Thousands and thousands of dollars. Makes you wonder what kind of games they are.
• Windows Porn Games: These are for them computers, the ones with the little windows on the screen. My grandson has one. He says it’s good for work, but I mostly see him playin’ games on it.
• Android Porn Games: And then there’s games for your phone. Them little things you carry around in your pocket. Seems like you can do just about anything on them phones these days.
• VR Porn Games: These are the ones with the goggles. Like I said, spooky. But I guess some folks like that kinda thing.

I even heard about a game, “Breeding Season” it was called. Sounded kinda farm-y to me, like raisin’ chickens or somethin’. But no, it was one of them adult games, and it was makin’ a whole lotta money. But then, somethin’ happened, and the game got cancelled. Folks were upset, I tell ya. All that money, down the drain.

Now, some folks say these games are bad, that they’re corruptin’ the young folks. And maybe they are, I don’t know. But back in my day, we had our own ways of…entertainin’ ourselves. We just didn’t have no fancy computers or phones. We had to use our imaginations. And maybe that was better, maybe it wasn’t. Who’s to say?

Anyways, these porn games review things, they’re everywhere. You can find reviews all over the internet, folks talkin’ about what games they like, what games they don’t like. It’s like them movie reviews, or them restaurant reviews, only… you know.

Some folks are lookin’ for games with real-life people in them, them “porn stars” they call ‘em. Others want them cartoon games, the ones with the big eyes and the… exaggerated features. And then there’s all kinds of different stories, different scenarios. It’s like a whole ‘nother world out there, this world of porn games.

I tell you what, this world is changin’ fast. Things ain’t like they used to be. And these porn games, well, they’re just another sign of the times. Whether they’re good or bad, I reckon they’re here to stay. And who knows, maybe one day I’ll even try one myself. Just kidding! Or am I? Heh.

So, there you have it. My take on these porn games. Like I said, I ain’t no expert. I’m just an old woman, tryin’ to make sense of this crazy world. And sometimes, that means talkin’ about things that make you blush. But hey, that’s life, right?