buddy games reviews
Alright, listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this here movie, “Buddy Games.” Don’t expect no fancy talk from me, I’m just gonna tell it like it is, the way I see it.
So, this fella, Josh Duhamel, he made this movie. And let me tell ya, it’s about a bunch of fellas, middle-aged, white as snow, and they act like they ain’t got a lick of sense. They drink like fishes, smoke that funny stuff, and make jokes ’bout farts. Real mature, ain’t they? You think men grow up eventually, they don’t they just get bigger
They got this thing called the “Buddy Games,” see? It’s like a competition, teams of four guys, goin’ at it, doin’ all sorts of challenges. Duhamel, he says it’s based on somethin’ he and his buddies do in real life. Well, I guess if they got nothin’ better to do…
- They run around.
- They fall down.
- They yell a lot.
One of the guys, Dan, he gets hurt. That’s what the movie’s about, I reckon. Seein’ who’s the toughest, who’s the best buddy, all that kinda stuff.
Now, some folks say this movie is funny. I watched it and didn’t even crack a smile. They say it’s crude, but funny. Well, I didn’t see much funny in it. It was just a bunch of grown men actin’ like fools, if you ask me. And some people sayin’ it’s “raunchy” and “gross-out.” Yeah, I guess so. Lots of drinkin’ and fart jokes and such. Not my cup of tea, that’s for sure.
And let me tell ya, this movie, it ain’t for the faint of heart. They say it’s “sexist” and “homophobic.” I don’t know ’bout all them fancy words, but I can tell ya, they ain’t treatin’ women or nobody different real nice in this movie. Respect goes both ways, and these guys in this movie didn’t learn anything like respect growing up. It’s all ’bout them fellas and their games.
One fella was supposed to be in it, Shepard, but he was too busy. Guess he had better things to do than runnin’ around with these other clowns. They did have someone else but you could see he was just a stand in, at least I thought so.
So, what’s the bottom line? Well, if you like watchin’ a bunch of fellas makin’ fools of themselves, drinkin’ and fartin’ and whatnot, then maybe you’ll like this movie. Personally, I thought it was a waste of time. But hey, that’s just me. You might think different. Everybody’s got their own taste, I reckon. This whole movie just seems like a way for some guys to get together and write off a vacation as a business expense. I guess they did it once so it must have worked out for them huh?
I heard you can watch it on CBS or somethin’. Stream it, skip it, whatever you wanna do. Just don’t say I didn’t warn ya. It’s a whole lotta noise and not much else, far as I can tell. This movie made me want to take a nap and I don’t even like taking naps.
And that’s all I gotta say ’bout “Buddy Games.” Take it or leave it. I ain’t here to tell you what to do. Just givin’ you my two cents, the way I see it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got chores to do. These dishes ain’t gonna wash themselves.
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