halo 5 game review
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Halo 5 game, alright? Folks been makin’ a big fuss, so I figured I’d give it a whirl.
Now, I ain’t no fancy gamer or nothin’. I just like shootin’ stuff and seein’ things go boom. And this here Halo 5, it’s got plenty of that. Lots of shootin’, lots of things goin’ boom. You play as this Master Chief fella, big fella, tough guy, you know? He’s always runnin’ around, shootin’ aliens and whatnot.
This time ’round, though, they got another fella, Locke, I think they call him. He’s runnin’ around too, lookin’ for the Chief. Honestly, the story, it kinda went over my head. Too much talkin’, not enough shootin’, if ya ask me. But the shootin’ part, that was good. Plenty of different guns, all kinds of aliens to shoot at. And the explosions, oh boy, they were somethin’ else! Big and flashy, just the way I like ’em.
The game, it looks real pretty. I mean, for a video game. The aliens, they look kinda scary, but the guns and the spaceships and all that, they look real nice. They got this one part where you’re fightin’ on a spaceship, and everything’s all shiny and metal. It’s kinda like lookin’ at a fancy new tractor, all polished up and ready to go.
- Lots of shootin’
- Big explosions
- Pretty graphics
Now, they got this multiplayer thing too. That’s where you play with other folks online. I tried it a bit, but them young’uns, they’re too fast for me. Always jumpin’ around and shootin’ me in the back. But it seems like fun, if you’re into that kinda thing. Lots of different ways to play, different maps and all. It’s like a big ol’ barn dance, but with guns instead of fiddles.
Some folks say this Halo 5 is the best one yet. I don’t know ’bout all that. I liked the ones where you just shoot aliens and don’t have to listen to all that talkin’. But this one, it’s got good shootin’, that’s for sure. And the Master Chief, he’s still a tough fella, even if he’s sharin’ the spotlight with that Locke fella.
They say it sold real good too. Best-sellin’ game and all that. Guess folks like shootin’ aliens as much as I do. Can’t say I blame ‘em. It’s a good way to pass the time, better than watchin’ the corn grow, that’s for sure.
There was this one part, though, where the Chief and Locke, they fought each other. Hand to hand, like a good ol’ fashioned brawl. That was pretty cool. Reminded me of seein’ them roosters fightin’ back at the farm. Feathers flyin’ everywhere, just like in this game, but with bullets instead of feathers.
So, if you like shootin’ things and seein’ things go boom, you’ll probably like this Halo 5. It’s a good game, even if the story’s a bit confusing. Just don’t expect me to explain it all to ya. I’m just here to shoot aliens, not write no fancy book report.
And I heard tell you can play it with some kinda “Game Pass” thing. Sounds like a good deal, if you like playin’ lots of games. Me, I’m happy just stickin’ with this Halo for now. Plenty of aliens to shoot, plenty of explosions to watch. That’s all a gal like me needs.
All in all, I reckon it’s worth playin’. It ain’t perfect, mind you, but it’s fun. And that’s what matters, right? Just remember to keep your finger on the trigger and your eyes on them aliens. They ain’t gonna shoot themselves, you know.
Tags: Halo 5, Game Review, Master Chief, Shooter, Xbox, First-person shooter, Action game, Multiplayer, Locke, Sci-fi
