hardest strategy games

Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about them hardest strategy games today. You know, the ones that make you scratch your head ’til it’s bald? Yeah, them ones.

First off, let’s gab about this “Europa Universalis 4” game. I heard some folks sayin’ it’s tough, real tough. See, it’s like this: you pick a country, any country, and you gotta run it. Sounds easy, right? Wrong! If you pick some big, strong country, like them Ottomans, maybe it ain’t so bad. But you go pickin’ some little ol’ place, and you’re in for a world of hurt. Gotta manage everything, wars, tradin’, taxes… it’s a real headache, I tell ya.

Then there’s this “Civilization 6” game. Now, I ain’t played it myself, but my grandson, he’s always yappin’ about it. Says it’s all about buildin’ up your own little world, from nothin’ but a bunch of tents to a big, fancy city. But it ain’t just buildin’, no sir. You gotta fight off other folks tryin’ to take your stuff, make deals with your neighbors, and keep your people happy. Sounds like a whole lotta work to me. My grandson said this game got somethin’ called “districts” now. Makes it even more complicated, he says. More stuff to think about, more ways to mess things up.

• Thinkin’ is key: These games ain’t like them shootin’ games where you just point and click. You gotta plan ahead, think three steps ahead, or you’re gonna get stomped.
• Lots to learn: There’s a whole heap of rules and stuff you gotta figure out. It ain’t like learnin’ to bake a pie, that’s for sure.
• Patience is a virtue: You ain’t gonna win these games overnight. It takes time, lots of time. You gotta be willin’ to stick with it, even when things get tough.

Now, some folks might say these games are just too hard, too much trouble. But I reckon there’s somethin’ satisfyin’ about finally figurin’ somethin’ out after you been wrestlin’ with it for hours. Like finally gettin’ that stubborn mule to plow the field straight, you know?

And it ain’t just about winnin’ either. It’s about the story you make along the way. Maybe your little country gets conquered, but you fought tooth and nail to protect it. Maybe you made a dumb mistake that cost you the game, but you learned somethin’ from it. That’s what matters, I think.

Strategy games, they ain’t for everyone. They take a certain kind of person, someone who likes a challenge, someone who ain’t afraid to think hard. But if you’re lookin’ for a game that’ll really make you use your brain, then these are the ones you wanna try. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you can’t figure ’em out!

I heard some young’uns talkin’ about a game called “Dark Souls.” Said it’s an “action role-playing game.” Ain’t no strategy game, they said. But the way they described it, sound mighty hard to me. All that dyin’ and tryin’ again. Sounds like you gotta have a plan, some kinda strategy to get through it. Maybe it ain’t a strategy game like these others, but it sure sounds like you gotta use your head.

So, there you have it. A few of the hardest strategy games out there. If you’re lookin’ for a challenge, give ‘em a try. But fair warnin’, they ain’t gonna be easy. You gotta be tough, gotta be smart, and gotta have a whole lotta patience. And if you get stuck, well, just remember what I always say: “When the goin’ gets tough, the tough get goin’!” That, and maybe go ask your grandson for help. Them young’uns, they know all about this computery stuff.

Now, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about hard games has made me hungry. And remember, whether you’re fightin’ wars in a game or just tryin’ to get supper on the table, it’s all about havin’ a good plan and stickin’ to it. That’s the real strategy, ain’t it?

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