slime from genshin impact r34

Well, now, lemme tell ya somethin’ ’bout these here… uh… “slime from genshin impact r34,” whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ the young’uns are into these days. Heard tell it’s got somethin’ to do with them video games, the ones where you run around and fight all sorts of critters.

Now, I ain’t never played one of them games myself. Too busy workin’ the fields and tendin’ to the chickens, ya know? But from what I gather, these “slimes” are little bouncy fellas you find all over the place. They’re like jelly, but not the kind you eat with biscuits. These ones jump around and try to bump into ya.

And this “genshin impact” part? That’s the name of the game, I reckon. It’s a big world, Teyvat they call it, and it’s full of all sorts of strange things. Got mountains and rivers and cities and… well, slimes, of course. Lots and lots of slimes, from what I hear.

• Big slimes, small slimes, all sorts of colors.
• Some are fiery, some are watery, some are… uh… electric-y, I guess.
• They say you gotta fight ’em to get stronger and find treasures.

Now, this “r34” thing… that’s where it gets a little… well, let’s just say it’s not for polite company. From what my grandson told me – and he shouldn’t even be lookin’ at such things, mind you – it’s got to do with… pictures. Pictures of these slimes, but not in the way you see ’em in the game. They’re… different.

Folks draw these pictures, see? And they draw them in ways that… well, let’s just say they ain’t somethin’ you’d show your grandma. They take these little slime creatures and draw ’em in… situations. Situations that are, how you say, not exactly G-rated. I ain’t gonna spell it out for ya, but you get the picture. It’s like drawin’ pictures of the chickens, but… well, you get it.

Seems like folks are doin’ this for all sorts of characters from the game. They call it “rule 34” or somethin’. Says if somethin’ exists, there’s a picture of it… doin’ things. And apparently, that applies to these slimes too. Can you believe it? These little bouncy fellas and folks are drawin’… well, you know.

I tell you what, the world’s a strange place these days. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy “genshin impact” or “r34” nonsense. We had work to do. But I guess young folks gotta have their… hobbies. Even if them hobbies involve drawin’ pictures of… jelly creatures… doin’ things.

So, that’s what I know about these “slime from genshin impact r34” things. Not much, I admit. But it’s more than I ever thought I’d know about bouncy jelly creatures and their… private lives. Makes you wonder what they’ll come up with next, eh? Maybe they’ll start drawin’ pictures of the chickens. Now, that would be somethin’!

Anyways, gotta go feed them chickens now. They ain’t gonna feed themselves, ya know. And I ain’t gonna let ’em be turned into no… “r34” pictures, that’s for sure.

And for those of you young people looking at these things… try spending some time outside. Maybe help your grandma with the chickens or somethin’. It’s better for you than staring at those… jelly pictures.

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